A Tapestry of Quiet Desperation

Midwest asshole in the High-Five State. Dork with too many records and not enough time.
27 he/him

wind-voice:

sindri42:

littlegaywitch:

lurknomoar:

quizzicalqueek:

lurknomoar:

cummied:

me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.

But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?

Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.

I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.

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https://xkcd.com/231/

ACCURATE.

(Source: veinitas, via babygothboy)

pumpkinspiceprince:

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I am so happy for LGBT soldier 76 but this 100% looks like a man getting shamed for shipping steve/Bucky

sexhaver:

pattern-53-enfield:

bundyspooks:

Images from the live action version of lovable British claymation TV show, Wallace & Gromit. Broadcast in the late 1990s, the special received negative reactions from viewers due to the fact that it was unintentionally creepy. It was never shown again.

It looks like live-action spitting image. Horrifying.

i hate this so fucking much with every fiber of my being

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(via bitch-glo)

halflifegifs:

In honor of staff finally finding a way to run this website into the ground, please enjoy a dancing skeleton with a glock.

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They look like cops, but they're not. And they're all over Michigan.

savagehart:

mens-rights-activia:

galpalison:

“They have guns, wear badges and patrol Michigan’s streets.

They’re even in uniform. But they’re not real cops.

Across Michigan, police departments have enlisted civilians to work alongside licensed officers to patrol communities and even assist real cops with arrests. But unlike the regular officers licensed by the state, these armed civilians are unregulated.

A Detroit Free Press investigation found there are no state-established training requirements for reserve officers, as they are commonly known; no standards for screening their qualifications, and no process for monitoring their conduct. The state agency responsible for police licensing and training is not regulating reserve officers — despite gaining authority last year to do just that — and has no idea how many such unlicensed volunteers there are statewide.”

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As someone who lives 10 minutes from Detroit city proper…. this is horrifying…..and completely unsurprising -_-

(via imanaurorandyoureabitch)